Plowboy, your remarks remind me of a statement I stole from someone and posted on my website.
John & Sue Dappert’s Office Hours

Open most days about 7 or 8:

Occasionally as early as 5 or 6, but some days as late as 11 or 12. We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally 4 or 5, but sometimes as late as 11 or 12. Some days or afternoons we aren't here at all, and lately I've been here just about all the time, except when I'm someplace else, but I should be here then, too!