You said to not ask why it would cause a fight, so I won't.  But I won't lie and tell you that I'm not curious, either.


I would fall over in a dead faint if that happened here.  He's great when we're getting ready for company and more than once has saved my bacon when I've been up against a deadline (usually self-imposed).  But.............daily stuff? Not so much.  Has managed to stay untrained on the dishwasher, clothes washer/dryer and vacuum.  But it's OK.....if I was very worked up over it, it would change.  I think.    But very few things would make me more tickled than to come in and find that the house had been picked up and straightened up.