Central Illinois | trac8100 - 11/19/2020 10:41
That’s the spirit.
I can’t count the times I have done that. Watch it go up and watch it go down. Then sell.
Farmer was plowing his field and uncovered a bottle with a Genie in it.
The Genie says: "I'll grant you 3 wishes".
The farmer replies: "I'd like a new Escalade for my wife".
Genie: "Wish granted, what's your second wish?"
Farmer: "I'd like the price of corn to go to $4.25 and the price of beans to go to $11.50."
Genie: "Wish granted, what's your third wish?"
Farmer: "I think I'll save the third wish for later."
6 Months later, the farmer tells the Genie he's ready for his third wish: "I'd like the price of corn to go to $4.25 and the price of beans to go to $11.50."
Genie: "You already made that wish."
Farmer: "But this time I'm going to sell." |
beans am i looking at this wrong
