My son in law taught me how to get help at Menard's. Simply find the best looking young lady working there.  I scoffed but experience has proven him right.  The guys are guys, they know it all and don't need to learn anything. But the good looking young ladies want to prove they are more than eye candy and really know their stuff.

Laugh, but try it sometime.

Oh, and it helps you find your wife too.  As soon as you start talking with one she will show up.