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| Years ago my daughter called to say that she and her husband were coming for the weekend and had no place to leave their dog. Would it be ok if he comes along. Daddy, he rarely has an accident in the house.
So they bring him home and I was sitting on the couch watching TV and the damn dog took a dump right in front of the TV I yelled at her to clean up the mess and she claimed but dad he never has an accident. To which I responded "Accident hell. The damn fool done it on purpose!" | |
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