Ah, seven dollar wheat in the I-States, I've been enticed by this game before.   Might end up closer to tree fiddy by the time they get done discounting you for test weight, protein, vomitoxin, aflatoxin, syphilis, a burnt-out headlight, an overdue library book, a rented VHS tape you didn't rewind in 1998, and some spitballs you threw on the school bus in third grade.