A kilometer is equivalent 0.62 miles

So 71 acres would be about 44 in metic.  71 * .62 = 44.02

OK so that really doesn't work either.  But, I tried. 

Does anyone remember Bob and Doug Mckenzie's  "Great White North"?  How'd I get them worked into a Crop Talk Tread.   Beer is made from Grain eh?Take off, eh?  

I get bonus points for that.  Did I say,

It's RAINING AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Yes I meant to yell and scream that.