I wish smokers didn't smoke where others must walk past...    IF I wanted to smell your butt , I would put my nose up your @$$.   I can not go to Races because they put smokers on both sides of the bleachers, so no matter witch way the wind blows I have to breath that STENCH. 

 You would P & M if I farted in your face, but think nothing of FOULING WAY MORE air with 1 of those STINK STICKS.  I've never smelled a fart 100 feet away,  But have smelled those STINK STICKS at a 100 feet many times.