Dump her, It only gets worse. Next thing you know, she will
not allow you to clip your toe nails while
your feet are up on the kitchen tables edge or expect you
to clean them up. Then theres the whole dreaded toilet seat issue.
You sir are headed for a life of Doom and Gloom :)******

BTW, *has She seen your AT handle? Does she know what she's getting saddled
with :)*