Nebraska aka the boondocks | What can you say emtbd??? All other gov't entities are either corrupt or incompetent, but USDA is wholesome and pure???? eh???? The NSA has Edward Snowden, but nobody at USDA has ever pulled a Duke and Duke. USDA has "ZERO" sampling or statistical error, OMG. They have "ZERO Outliers in their date." If they are wrong, they always admit it! They have no standard deviation, they hire the best students from MIT every year. They have the latest software. ALL USDA employees have a four year degree in accounting, statistics or forensics, and graduated summa cum ladde. The Secretary of Ag doesn't meet with the president on policy, because the USDA doesn't have one. The farm bill discussions are open to the public because there is NO AGENDA, NO INSIDER OR CORPORATE INFLUENCE. there aren't even any lobbyists. These guys are "amazing." who knew gov't employees were so angelic. They should hire this lot ASAP to help the Mars One crowd make sure they succeed. |