Welcome Cottonholio.  

Now, I have a little suggestion for you ( and for anyone whom it may pertain to):

Scroll to the top of your screen and click on that little button titled "Control Panel". When it opens up, go to "Location", and type in where you are from: at the minimum, type in your state. (Add more detail if you wish. At minimum, the state would be helpful.)  That way, anytime someone reads your post, they can see where you are from and add a little context to it.      :)

Again, Welcome!