I read every item carefully, take my time considering each point and ... oh yeah, you're not a telephone surveyor are you.
Nevermind.
I wonder if this is just recycled political ads being returned?
http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/story/Huge-Pile-of-Horse-Manure-Dumped-At-Democratic/Aflmog_81k-Qr_Ipcj1vpg.cspx