Yeeeegawds, how do you make that work??!?!   I've tried, Lord knows I've tried..........but my grandmother instilled in me the phrase "if you want something done, do it yourself".  This has resulted in some pretty amazing examples of third-world engineering around here, but as long as it's something he doesn't have to deal with directly, or that the general public doesn't see when they come in the house, it will live on forever.