Well now, I tend to agree with that, but if he happened to have a case or two of my preferred chilled beverage, I might be inclined to overlook the lack of mechanical failure. lol

Actually, we've had a few do just that over the years, land on our property uninvited.  It's usually either the state trapper or oil company executives inspecting a lease. I'm pretty relaxed about it as long as they didn't land in my crops, which hasn't happened yet.