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 Hastings, Florida | Park an expensive tractor close to the pile. Let the batteries go dead in the tractor. Start a small fire. Before you know it,. the fire will be burning towards that tractor faster than you can imagine.
Or, wait until your dry time of the year, and you are under a 'NO BURNING' rule. As soon as the Fire Department is busy, accidentally drop a match about 10 away from the pile. It will burn so big, and put up so much smoke, the deputy will not believe your story.You may go to jail, but the pile will be gone.
That is how it usually happens to me. | |
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