Raining - It's coming a real frog strangler.

Power - so weak it wouldn't pull your hat off.

Intelligence - dumber than a box of rocks.

Ornery - worse than a green-eyed mule.

People - I wouldn't know him from Adam's off ox.

Good food - those biscuits are so good that if you put one on top of your head your tongue will slap your brains out trying to get it.