Posted 12/6/2018 14:10 (#7153300 - in reply to #7153178) Subject: RE: Oh no!! Not my french fries!!!
East of Broken Bow
A man dies and goes to heaven. 10 years later, his health-nut wife passes away. He meets her at the Pearly Gates, and is showing her around. She marvels in how wonderful it all is.
Then he tells her 'You could have been here 10 years sooner, if you ate French Fries instead of Oat Bran'.