When I dress in the morning , I will put on my pants and shirt, pick out a pair of socks, lay them over my shoulder ,and go in the living room to put on my socks and shoes. I put the socks on my shoulder to keep the dog from seeing them in my hands, and want to play. One morning, by accident , I placed 3 socks on my shoulder,went to put my shoes on, failing to notice the 3rd sock, still on my shoulder. I left home, walked into a local grocery store, and the clerk laughed at me. I could not figure out why. When she pointed at my shoulder, I saw the sock sitting there, and started laughing myself.