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You want = You want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight.= Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights.= I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient= I want a new house. I want new curtains= and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes= the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. Hang the picture there= NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise= I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me?= I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me?= I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute.= Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat?= Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate.= Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!?= [Too late, you're dead.] Yes= No No= No Maybe= No I'm sorry.= You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe?= It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. I'm not yelling!= Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. All we're going to buy is a soap dish= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? (The answer to "What's wrong?")The same old thing= Nothing Nothing= Everything Nothing, really= It's just that you're such an jerk I don't want to talk about it= Go away, I'm still building up steam
Edited by Chris 7/19/2014 22:04
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