smilin jack - 5/21/2012 21:07

Women can be a hard creature to figure out. My wife isn't a big woman, but she isn't small either. She is 5'7" and weighs 127 lbs. she got up to 130 and almost had a cow, so she suggested she join a health club.. I suggested if she wanted exercise to take a wheel barrow to the field and pick rocks, and i would come by later with the tractor to pick them up so she wouldn't have to push them home... she got mad.... she always dresses nice ( for a woman of 60 some) and bought some new jeans that were not jean material that i thought were a bit snug on her... she wiggled he hips a bit and asked me what I thought... told here it looked like two hogs fighting in a feed bag.... she got mad... well anyway, she called me in the field and told me i was eating out tonight.. when I got home, i found a sandwich and a bag of chips on the front steps.... I guess she is still upset.... I don't get it