The more thought you give it, the funnier it becomes.
"The problem with quotes on the internet, it is hard to tell if they are real or not.  -Abraham Lincoln"

The light squared thing might have gone through if it only affected agriculture, but thank goodness all of our city cousins have Garmin and Tom Tom and every other make of GPS tool. The government probably could have ignored our screaming, but the screaming was going to get quite loud when it affected everyone else!