“Rub my back, my back hurts, can you please rub my back”.  

Finally after the second day of her complaining of aches and being the compassionate fellow that I am, and giving her some pretty long back rub sessions.

I said, “ you do know that back time equals front time, right?”

I figured that I must have been blessed with hands of healing, ‘cause all of a sudden her back didn’t hurt very much anymore.....