An unlimited government credit card, then they can put an  "animal tracking collar on me"
A single, never married, bachelor, farmer  and old. I must be an  endangered species,  a minority,
I think I could give them a tracking record, for the ages:>) 
Or maybe, I would be just taking advantage of there stupidity, in giving me money for nothing but B.S.
Kind of like politicians 
I'm sorry, must be an election coming up
Brian