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Central South Dakota | Wife asked for a glass of wine while I was in the kitchen..............from the living room this little voice shouts out "For the love of god dad don't do it, wine makes your thighs touch."
I didn't know what to do...............................
A) Pretend you didn't hear it and pour the wine.
B) Tackle mom before she tackles and whoops the child.
C) Tackle child to save from mom's whooping
D) Laugh
E) Give mom the bottle of wine to hydrate from the whooping
F) Laugh and use the bottle of wine to defend yourself
G) Any multiple combination of A-F
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Kids say the darndest things.
