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Zabcikville, TX | Was sitting with my ex-wife and her family in church one day. She is catholic, I was (and still am) Lutheran. In the midst of one of the sit down, stand up, kneel type things. The man in front of us picked his daughter up and she farted, loud enough we (and others) could hear. He asked "what do you say?" She replied "there's a frog in my britches". Everyone around laughed. Couldn't keep from it!! | |
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