My neighbors, Edward and Marilyn asked me and the missus to go with 'em over to the Smokey Mountains for a day trip and we'd stop someplace along the way to have lunch. That sounded pretty good so we all 4 piled into the cab of his F-150 and headed out.
Well, Edward don't like drivin' on the expressway with all them truckers so we took the back roads, windin' through the country all the way. We did see some real pretty sights along the way. The girls said that they were a gettin' hungry and wanted to know when and where we were gonna stop fer lunch.
"Oh, I gotta' place all picked out that's just up here a ways." Edward said.
And then we pulled into this little Mom 'n Pop grocery store out in the middle of nowhere and we had lunch...
Vienna sausages, P'tater chips, an RC ana' Moon Pie
Marilyn said, "Oh, Edward? Would you jus' LOOK at them mountains! Ain't that jus' the purtiest thang?"