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NC Iowa | Ole and Sven
Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in the
door he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson .
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
first the right suspender, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease
move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
his corduroy trousers .
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal
his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat
cap on to a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Ole', says Sven
'Jeez Sven, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me', says an
obviously embarrassed Ole, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something
sexy to a tractor."
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tractor joke for massey lovers.
