waaaay east central Colorado | Saw this on another website and liked it. I'm sure it's old hat to some, but it's still funny.
A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you and your wife getting alone?'
Jerry replies, 'The Wife and I are tight. She knows I have poor eyesight, so she's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jerry's wife. ' Ginger ,' he says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of how you fixed that bathroom light for him with his poor eye sight. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'
'OH MY GOD!' Ginger exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'
That's the last Time I tell my Doctor anything! |
JOKE: *Poof*, the light goes on. . .
