Let's see, this female is saying:

- her husband is for 'sale', but he's 'free for the picking' - which doesn't meet the any definition of 'sale' that I know of.
- 'mid-divorce' - so she has already filed divorce proceedings against him, but decided to carp online about it anyway
- 'is usually loaded by 2pm' - along with claims of a 30 pack. Someone who could polish off a 30 pack in an afternoon/evening is on their way to being a 'professional' as I like to call them - the people who can have a BAC of > 0.08%, but function as though they were sober.


My, she seems nice.

In my exposure to the world of medicine, I often meet people with alcohol abuse problems. Sometimes, I get to see more than a little of their personal life - and as a result, I sometimes see the cause of their alcohol abuse.