Posting in our Craigslist. Looks like he's driving a tractor, so must be a farmer.

Douchebag husband for sale (FREE for the picking) .. mid divorce comes with nothing... is usually loaded by 2pm... talks down to you every chance he gets especially in front of your children!!!! Be expected to buy a 30 pack a night cuz he drinks every sip of it!!!! He’s FREE come get him ladies!!!!! - do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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