He must be related to this feller...............

Sheriff sees a young cowboy walking down the street with nothing on but his boots and hat.  Yep, bare assed, nekkid.  Sheriff says now hold on there son, what do you think you are doing.  Well, says the cowboy, I picked up this girl and took her home.  She wanted to see where I slept so I showed her.  Next thing I know she was getting undressed and told me to take off my shirt.  Then she told me to take of my pants.  She was laying on the bed without a stitch on when she says, take off them underthings.  She's nekkid, I'm nekkid and then she says, well go to town cowboy, so here I is.