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Kansas | Now this reminds me of a story.
Bush dies and goes to the pearly gates and meets st. Peter. St. Peter says you have a choice, would you like to go to heaven or hell? You have a day to decide. Well, bush looks to heaven and sees fat angels sitting on clouds strumming harps but when he looks down to hell he sees golf courses and green grass everywhere sitting on a big big acreage ranch like Texas with livestock and the home of all dreams. The next morning bush returns to St. Peter and says I want to go to hell. St. Peter asks if he is sure. No changing back. Bush exclaims oh yes, I'm most definitely sure. Off he goes to hell.
When he gets down there it's the burning pit of fire that all have read and heard. Torture and heat and pain seer his body. He finds his old buddy Cheney who went before him and asked, Where's the golf courses? Where's the green grass? Where's the acreage I seen here yesterday?
Cheney replies........Yesterday we were campainging!
Now...........How do you know the days you went the cooks didn't get a lil bug put in thier ear and extra effort went into making the meals? It's not like it is any secret when people meet and usually many days in advance.
I would suggest, the cafeteria folk were campaigning for you. I could be wrong, but I speculate not. | |
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