This is how I stopped one telemarketer.......

Paysetter out of KC used to call incessantly. They wanted to re-side my house, new windows etc. One day, I'd had enough......finally told the guy

"Sir, I have a brick house, with brand new Andersen double-paned windows. I don't need your services" (I wasn't lying)

"But ma'am, do you have a deck on your house?"

"Yes sir, I do"

"Why don't you let us come down and put a roof over your deck?"

"Because sir, it would make it awful hard to get a suntan naked with a roof over my head!"

After much laughter, he finally hung up and never called again!!!!

(And NO, I DO NOT suntan!!!!)