So we here in south Central Nebraska did our part to get rid of the crop surplus.  Now the rest of you need to do yours.  Just kidding.  I've been doing this a long time and have had a lot of hail, but I have never had hail damage on my farms this bad.  Luckily we only lost about 250 acres on our place. 

http://krvn.com/regional-news/hail-pummels-south-central-nebraska-crops/