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Lancaster, OH | I think I would but they wouldn't replace my wife. They might fill part of the role but I couldn't expect them to replace her. Of course my needs are different now than they were 25 years ago, also.
Two old men were sitting on a bench when one asked the other:
"I heard you got remarried. I can't believe you would take on that responsibility again at your age. She must be a really good cook."
"Not really. We go out or I fix a little something."
"Well, then, she must keep a good house."
"You know, she is kind of sloppy. I'm cleaning or picking up."
"Now it is hard for me to believe at your age but she must be a real tiger in bed!"
"Couldn't tell you."
"Well, why then did you get married?"
"She can drive at night and I can't." | |
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