but then most things make me think of a song i guess..    

Apparently, and somewhat to my surprise, this doesnt happen to everyone.

But in this case it's   "The Winner" by Bobby Bare...  written By Shel Silverstein...I believe. 

..." my eyes still see, and my nose  still works and my teeth are still in my mouth.. 

And you know what..?   That makes me the WINNER "