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Upper Midwest | A man walks in to visit a prostitute. when he leaves to settle his bill, the prostitute says, " Oh I see you're an actuary." The man says, "why yes, how do you know?" She replies " because i charge for my services by the hour. You have figured it to the minute and to the penny." The man walks out, the next man walks in. When he leaves to settle his bill she says " Oh i see you are a Doctor" the man says " why yes, how do you know?" she says "because of all the health questions you were asking me." Third man walks and when he goes to settle his bill, she says " oh, i see you are a farmer." He replies "Why, yes. How did you know?" She says, " Well first you say its too dry...then you say its too wet...then you say its too hot...then you say its too cold!" | |
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anybody wanna play cards? no planting here!
