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South Dakota | A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they tell a lie. He decides to test it out at dinner that night.
The father asks the son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok. Ok. I was at a friends house watching movies." The father asks, "What movies did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok. Ok. We were watching porn movies."
Dad says, "What? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father.
The mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother." | |
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