Okay, here's the problem.  I don't like anything that I've tried.  I will drink a glass of that white wine, Zin something.  But I've tried beer, whiskey, gin, vodka, tequila (tastes like peanut oil), brandy (major disappointment thought peach brandy was going to be really good), scotch ( tastes like turpentine) and some red wines.

I'd like to find something that a Pepsi/Coca-Cola/Root Beer drinker would find semi enjoyable.  It dampens people at parties when the ask what you'll have and you ask for a Pepsi, it's not being judgmental or any of the other things attributed to not drinking, I just never found anything that tastes good straight.  Now if you have a Singapore sling with lots of sugar and grenadine that's a little different.