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se wi | This should be an easy win for the corn. Whenever Wisconsin experiments with new unis they are ready for a beatdown. We've got three new guys on the o-line that think standing in the way is a blocking technique so their coach got fired. Our tailback got beat up on the street and still has a bruised brain. The new quarterback has lots of curley blonde hair flowing out the back of his helmut and looks just like "sunshine" from the movie Remember the Titans. We've got two good linebackers but one of them is a midget so just throw over him. Both defensive ends are hurt along with a couple more guys in the secondary. This turns out better than the visit from Northwestern last year. The northern red team scores late to prevent the press from calling this a blowout..........Final...... Big red combine drivers 34.... Bruised Cheesebrains 20 | |
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Watch out Nebraska, here come the Badgers!
