What about smoking? "Smoking, it gives a wise man a pause to reflect and a fool something to stick in his face."

I'm eternally grateful I missed out on video games. Had a friend from Turkey come visit us about 20 years ago. On his shopping list was a then-new game console. He set it up and let me try it. After he left, my (then) wife asked if I wanted one. 'No way, no how! I'd never do anything else!'