Rick Heimscheisser - 8/13/2026 23:53
JD 1983 4650 - 8/13/2026 22:13
Where’s Texas Tommy?
Fell off the wagon that he was never really on.
Talked smack one too many times at the tavern.
Got "gored by a bull" for about the 15th time, undoubtedly at the same tavern.
In recovery now, talkin' to the boys at the Freemartin Lodge about goin' after that bull to teach him a lesson.