Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: Why did the pie go to a dentist?
A: Because he needed a filling!

Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry

Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?
A: “You’ve got some crust.”

Q: Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?
A: Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!

Q: What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream!