100 miles north of the NYC crapper | Back in my younger days we used to do 3x milking. I got the night shift every Friday night. Got done usually around midnight and would go to the local watering hole.
This was back when DWI wasn’t as frowned upon like today. A buddies van was parked outside and I owed him for previous pranks. Payback time. He liked to grease door handles and knobs in vehicles do I returned the favor and layed a nice bead of grease along both windshield wipers and turned them on so as soon as he turned the key well you know….
Went inside and he was pretty well lit. Got in an argument with the bar owner and stumbled out and “never coming back in this $hi+hole”. Left and about 2 minutes later came back in asking the owner for some paper towels.
Payback
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Pranks in general
