Local trucker was a prankster.  He would put on his rubber gloves, get them all covered with the grease from the 5 th wheel plate and then do the truck door handles and all the knobs inside the truck.  

He would be leaving in his truck and the other trucker would be on the CB just chewing him out.  


They tell me if you put a dead cat under the drivers seat in a car and leave it there it will swell up before it gets smelling bad, but when you go to pull it out the body catchs on the springs and breaks the cat open and then you have a really great smelling car.  So they tell me.