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Little papa
Posted 2/16/2026 11:41 (#11553643 - in reply to #11553195)
Subject: RE: Know any Morticians?


Hooker Twp,Ne
Sitting in bar about 50 years ago with two older farmers and a mortician. Having a few beers. One of the older farmers owned several acres of land and I was just the young buck just getting started. I was 6 ft 6 in and the older farmer was maybe 6 ft. After several beers I told the older farmer that when I die I will have more land under me than he will. The mortician popped out and said: The (H) you will. We cut your legs off by your knees and lay them beside you. The mortician was quite a joker and there are some things one never forgets.
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