north central Iowa, Hampton | My personal theory is that as I've started aging, I've lost some muscle tone here and there--you know, Dad-bod or worse.
Beings as the anal sphincter is a muscle, I imagine that's lost some muscle tone too, and that leads to that wonderful musical tone, when I bend over. Or straighten up, or walk, or stand still....... You guys know what I'm saying.
Possibly there's some sort of exercise like a Kegel or something to "tone" that area back up, but I haven't found it yet! |
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