Well, I think I've told this story before, but it certainly fits, so...

Lotta guys would come into the dealership to spend a few bucks at year end under advice from their accountant. Welder, chain saw, pressure washer, that kinda stuff. 'Charlie' would do the same and it became a running joke that it was his wife's Christmas present.

One year, he came in in December and we said, 'So, Charlie, what are you getting your wife for Christmas?'

"Got 'er a coat this year."

'Wow, Charlie, that's really nice!'

"Yep... Says Dekalb on it..."