"Bought it for a song and song it myself."

"If dumb were dirt, he'd have enough to cover a half an acre."

My grandmother would told me to tell nosy people,"You tend to your own knitting and I'll tend to mine."

My dad had my favorite saying when we would building things, or put something together for the farm,"That looks sexier than socks on a sow!"

After a big meal my dad would say."I'm fuller than a tick, that's been on a dog for six months."