Posted 8/28/2025 21:15 (#11347004 - in reply to #11346668) Subject: RE: Sayings that you only hear around farms or rural areas.
So dumb he couldn't pour pi$$ out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the sole.
Dumber than a sack of hammers.
So dumb if he went on Jeopardy vs. a house plant and a sack of hair, he'd still come in third.
Couldn't find his own a$$ with both hands, a flashlight and a map.